Girl: Where have you been?
Boy: Damn, dang girl, why'd you tell me the elevator was broke,
Girl: What took you so long?
Boy: Had to climb three, four flights of steps...what's up?
Girl: All I asked was to get the Nellyville cd,
Boy: Yea, yea, I got it...( repeat two more times)
Girl: How hard was that?
Boy: Huh? Why you actin' mad, I'm the one running around looking for the album
Girl: Because I've been in this apartment for a long time waitin' on your
ass..I don't watch Jenny Jones, Montel, Judge Judy...
Boy: What you mean it took so long, I've only been gone for...shoot what one,
two, three hours,I wasn't even gone for that long...okay, okay look baby,I got
it calm down
What you had to go to St. Louis to get the mother fuckin' cd? What was so hard
about that?
Boy: Drink some champaign,
Girl: I don't want no damn champaign...where's is the Nellyville
Boy: Sayin' bubble bath, Gettin' it on, I hit that ass...(sniffles)
Girl: Whatever...Where's the cd?
Boy: Okay everybody just chill out,Ya' know what I mean, yea I got the Nelly
for ya'Yeah, I got it. I'm gonna put this on... yea, I hope you don't mind the
clean version,
Girl: The clean version! What?!
Boy: Man, this is all they had,
Girl: Nigga, what you think this is rated PG,
Boy: Look baby,look I can cuss, I can cuss for everybody...don't you worry
about the cussin'
Girl: You think we at the Prom...What the fuck is wrong with you?
Boy: There's gonnna be plenty of bad words sayin' up in...
Girl: Whatever, you know what? Get me out of this small ass, hot ass apartment
anyways!
Boys:Where you think, you're goin"
Girl: Where's my shit at? Give me my coat, I;m ready to leave!
Boy: Oh, so you're just gonna Nsync a bro You're just
Girl:BYE!
Boy:gonna Gone, and the truth remains...Hey, that's arite-Cause I hope you fall
down them stairs, you and your goochie shoes!
Girl: (Falls down stairs) UUUHHHH!!!!!
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